Public Privacy: Let's Talk About It

Chad promised last week that this would be a fun one annnnd well, 2017 happens. Millie Bobby Brown (Stranger Things "Eleven") was voted WORST DRESSED at the MTV Movie/TV Awards due to her "shapeless" dress and in the wake of all the private skeevery in Hollywood coming to public light: We gotta talk about this.

WARNING: Serious talk. 

Recorded at the historic Green Mill Lounge in Chicago, IL 

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Barstool Bro Down

BRO-M-G, brahs! There's a scandal at ESPN that goes back to ancient times and old obsessions. Hear ye the tale of the BRO-lossal journey to hunt and capture the Super Bowl only to fail and resort to more BROffesive methods and the army of Trolls unleashed, a BROfound legend indeed. 

WARNING: Contains facts. 

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The Halloween Spook-tac-u-BLEH! w/Adam Burke and Randall Colburn

It's the ghost wonderful time of the YAAAHH so Chad and Clark got Consequence of Sound/The Loser's Club: A Stephen King Podcast's own Randall Colburn and Chicago Stand-Up/Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me's own Adam Burke to talk horror movies good, bad and ugly. Tune in...if you daaare....which you should because it's pretty informative. 

WARNING: Contains SCAAAARY facts 

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A Chad Classic: Pressing News

Chad goes back to the vault to pull out a Chad Classic from Oct. 2014: Ben Bradlee, pioneering giant in the world of journalism has died but do you know who he was? Chad takes you through it and even surprises himself at how press-cient this classic was. Brew some coffee and get this episode on your desk by NOON or you're FIRED! 

WARNING: Contains facts 

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Volca-No Worries

So it looks like Science was wrong about the speed at which a volcano erupts. Not that it matter cuz like, everyone's about to pop anyway so Chad gets stupid drunk, waves the white flag of CHILLYOURNUTSOUT-astan and talks movies with Clark. 

WARNING: Contains facts 

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ReMakeBoot: The Movie

In the wake of BLADE RUNNER 2049, it's time to reevaluate the remake, reboot and sequel Good thing there's a buttload coming up to use as examples. Chad runs down some history and then runs screaming down ReMemory Lane to wake up the sheeples and remind them that memories matter and movies are life and even reveals the one movie no one should ever touch for fear of a violent Chad-taliation. 

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Whiskey and Blasphemy feat. Jennifer Betancourt

September 30th is International Blasphemy Day which kicks ass but in the wake of another senseless tragedy, Fall 2017 is off to a shit start, so Chad invites Chicago actress Jennifer Betancourt over to drink whiskeys from the super-fancy-but-totally-not-a-sponsor-but-super-should-be Norlan Whiskey Glasses (NEAT!) as Clark hangs in the background cuz he's sick. Drinking Game Rules: Do a shot every time there's a clinky and keep it together because we're all in it together. Dedicated to Tom Petty, Las Vegas, Denmark and You. 

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Quantum Aronofsky

Scientists have successfully Quantum-Teleported a message on a beam of light and like, that's insane and everything, but what's more insane is that people still go to Darren Aronofsky's movies even though they only watch them once and never again. Coincidence? We just don't know. We'll have to turn to our old pal SCIENCE! 

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Episode 80: IT Happens

It's the 80th Episode, babies! Chad and Clark decide to go to the movies and see the #1 film in the world: Andy Muschietti's IT. Afterwards they'll review what is certainly going to be a delightful romp about a boy and his imaginary clown friend who just wants to give him a balloon! Oh it's just gonna be delightful! Joys! Laughs! Clowns! Balloons! Wait...what is this movie about? 

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Recorded LIVE in Clark's car. 

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Super Meh-rio

Nintendo changed Mario's bio on their website, making him officially no longer a plumber, but is that the best you got, 2017? Come get "meh" with Chad, cuz "meh" is a "whatever" state of mind, while taking a warp tunnel back to the history of a certain mustache-rocking Super hero. Also mad ups to comedian Adam Burke's bitching introduction as guest host, way to lay up, and a moment of humble thanks to the late and great Capt. Lou Albano and his Mario rap from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. Google that. 

Featuring the "Mario Rap" with Lou Albano and  "Overworld" by Koji Kondo (used without permission but with Chad's intense love and respect, mad props).

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Complicated BBQ Sauce

It's Labor Day, the Last Day of Summer and yeah, Brad says he's having a BBQ but it's way more complicated than that. Chad gets the rub on good sauce and the history of Labor Day with love to the people of Houston for the 78th episode and 1 and half year Anniversary of the Chad Cast. 

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Total Eclipse of the Smart

The solar eclipse of 2017, bruh, big time deal to Americans cuz it hasn't happened here since 1979, but that's no excuse for being a jackass. Chad reminds the people the do's and dafuq-you-doin-moron's of solar eclipse viewing and how to Human in general cuz lately, y'all been acting really really stupid. 

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March of the Juggalos

Listen, Juggalo is down with the clown for lyfe, don't come at them with any assed out chicken shit 'less you want a hatchet to the nugs. Call up your Bango-Bango and blaze up your ting ting: this episode is all about some Dark Carnival shit cuz the Juggalos are massing in Washington DC on September 16th.. but they won't be the only clowns...   

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Rippin' on Jack

Chad forgets what the hell he was talking about because Nazis are assholes and apparently people need to be reminded of that, fuck Nazis btw, and apologies for the language in this episode, it's intense. ANYWAY...a secret diary turns out to be the real damn deal so now we might know the actual identity of Jack the Ripper? That was a rhetorical question, dummy, of COURSE we do now cuz otherwise why the hell would we talking about it?! Oh man... Shit's just tense right now. Sorry for swearing. 

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A Chad Classic: No Country for Young Robots

It got nice out, Clark and Chad took a vacation-bender from the Machete so Chad reads an old chestnut-flashback-sidequesty CHAD CLASSIC from August 8th 2015 about the tragedy of that ol' smiley Canadian hitchhiking Hitchbot and the ol' grumpy-crusted-butthole GOP debates that happened around the same time. Step into the Classic and find out why we can't have nice things. 

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The Bat-Owl-Man-Moth Prophecies

Ahhh Summer in Chicago. It's finally nice so everyone's out! Including a giant Bat-Moth-Owl Humanoid creature that's been reported over 13 times in 2017 so far... THE HUNT IS ON! Featuring nostalgic music courtesy of Robert J. Walsh and the 80's. 

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Once Upon a Time in the 90's

Drop yer whiskeys, grab yer steel and get the cows inside cuz trouble's a-comin... It's High Noon as Chad runs drunk into town to warn y'all that trouble's ridin in on a white bronco, that's right: The Juice is gettin' outta the pokey and he's comin' yer way so get the sheriff cuz you're not ready.

Featuring Drifter ( Spaghetti western) ~ ©NADA Copyright Free Music https://youtu.be/dIhvAThPer8

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Wedlock and Load

You're up early, you spent a shitload of cash on plane tickets and cutlery and you're craving sweets and champagne, no time for questions, June thru September is wedding season so get ready to RSVP AF. Nuptial tidings aside, there's a little bit of history you should probably know about before you hit the registry so pay attention and get ready to zip up, get sexy and get in the limo cuz you're already late! 

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Chad's Letter to God: The Platinum Episode

It's the 70th Episode of the ChadCast! There's just too many questions and not enough hard answers so Chad is forced to ask for some help from a higher power. Take a moment for prayer at The Church of Chad and afters we'll celebrate, with some memories, cuz it's the PLATINUM EPISODE of the Chad Cast! HAPPY 70th, BABY! 

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A Few Amer-Reminders For Your Birthday, America

No doubt America has been the drunk cousin at the wedding of the world these days so Chad takes her aside to remind her of a few things she may have forgotten in an effort to sober her ass up so she can get her shit together. Happy Birthday. 

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