Chad the Bird

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Volca-No Worries

So it looks like Science was wrong about the speed at which a volcano erupts. Not that it matter cuz like, everyone's about to pop anyway so Chad gets stupid drunk, waves the white flag of CHILLYOURNUTSOUT-astan and talks movies with Clark. 

WARNING: Contains facts 

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by the Barreracudas

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago IL 

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