Chad the Bird

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Barstool Bro Down

BRO-M-G, brahs! There's a scandal at ESPN that goes back to ancient times and old obsessions. Hear ye the tale of the BRO-lossal journey to hunt and capture the Super Bowl only to fail and resort to more BROffesive methods and the army of Trolls unleashed, a BROfound legend indeed. 

WARNING: Contains facts. 

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by the Barreracudas

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