Chad the Bird

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Wedlock and Load

You're up early, you spent a shitload of cash on plane tickets and cutlery and you're craving sweets and champagne, no time for questions, June thru September is wedding season so get ready to RSVP AF. Nuptial tidings aside, there's a little bit of history you should probably know about before you hit the registry so pay attention and get ready to zip up, get sexy and get in the limo cuz you're already late! 

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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