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Once Upon a Time in the 90's

Drop yer whiskeys, grab yer steel and get the cows inside cuz trouble's a-comin... It's High Noon as Chad runs drunk into town to warn y'all that trouble's ridin in on a white bronco, that's right: The Juice is gettin' outta the pokey and he's comin' yer way so get the sheriff cuz you're not ready.

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Wedlock and Load

You're up early, you spent a shitload of cash on plane tickets and cutlery and you're craving sweets and champagne, no time for questions, June thru September is wedding season so get ready to RSVP AF. Nuptial tidings aside, there's a little bit of history you should probably know about before you hit the registry so pay attention and get ready to zip up, get sexy and get in the limo cuz you're already late! 

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Chad's Letter to God: The Platinum Episode

It's the 70th Episode of the ChadCast! There's just too many questions and not enough hard answers so Chad is forced to ask for some help from a higher power. Take a moment for prayer at The Church of Chad and afters we'll celebrate, with some memories, cuz it's the PLATINUM EPISODE of the Chad Cast! HAPPY 70th, BABY! 

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Banksy Brand Whipped Cream

A model is murdered by whipped cream and we might know who Banksy really is or it's all Fake News. How would you really know? It gets weird on the Chadcast as we talk Fundamental Attribution Error and the dangers of a Chantilly Siphon. Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas Rate and review cuz you're great.

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The Bat-Eulogy

Chad shares some words in honor of Adam West so fix your damn tie, stop snickering and stand up straight. Featuring and totally used without permission but with super gratitude in his honor with love and respect: A cut from "The Batman Theme" composed by two-time Grammy Award Winner, former arranger for Count Basie and Frank Sinatra, composer of many classic Hollywood scores including Barefoot in the Park, Sex and the Single Girl and Harlow as well the Grammy Award nominated composer of the theme to TV's The Odd Couple: Neal Hefti.  

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Naked Bird Ride

It's hot, America and Chad is not havin' it. But that doesn't make him Old, he's just set in his ways. Good thing the World Naked Bike Ride is happening though cuz both Chad and Clark are refusing to wear pants during the podcast. - This podcast is dedicated to Adam West.  

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Damn Fine Peaks Poetry

Speaking of Twin Peaks: TWIN PEAKS IS BACK! Chad performs a slam poem in its honor and everyone gets hip and yeah, this would be a great time for a special performance by Zanzibar Dan so maybe he shows up, maybe he doesn't, no spoilers, who knows, chill out, it's mysterious, that makes it sexy, brew some damn fine coffee and get weird. 

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A Chad Classic: Salt the Rim of Unity

Spring is here: There's love in the air, sex on the couch and TWIN PEAKS is back on the TV but there was no Live performance this week for the Chad, so he and Clark went deep into the vaults and pulled out a cosmically timely piece about a Biker Shoot-Out in 2015. Why timely? Cuz the Old West style brawl took place at a national bar called... Twin Peaks. Time is a flat circle? We'll see. Order up some chips and guac and get ready for a blast from the past: BIKER GANG SHOOTOUT AT HIGH NOON AT TWIN PEAKS! And Margaritas. 

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Oh Frappy Day!

Clark is BACK! Bad news though: That means clearly we've spun off into an alternate 'verse so now, dammit, there's a Nega-Verse where the Clarkpocalypse happened. So there's totally gonna be a Chad A and B crossover, awesome, but that means somewhere there's a Chadverse where it sucks....more than usual. Anyway, the Unicorn Frappuccino....

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

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Earth Day: The Clarkpocalypse

It's Episode 2 without Clark and Chad has to run the show alone. His Earth Day essay from the previous week has been lost. The air is getting colder and reality is starting to set in: It's the Clarkpocalypse and no one saw it coming. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

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Chadonoscopy: No Foolin'

NOT an April Fools Joke: Last month was Colon Cancer Awareness Month and nobody noticed. Chad is not havin' yer sass so lace up your boots, stand straight, listen up and get to know yer Southern Hemisphere, will ya?! Go here and learn how important your butt is: www.ccalliance.org Protect yo butt yo! 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Scummy Bears

So ok, turns out Chad hates Gummi Bears. This is not to say there's anything inherently wrong with Gummi Bears, they're a popular treat! So when it was announced that Haribo, makers of Gummi Bears for almost 100 years, opening a factory in America for the first time...Chad couldn't have been more pissed off. Just ignore him.

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

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The Orson Side of the Welles feat. Lindsay Muscato

Netflix announced they will complete Orson Welles' final film so Chad figures nows a good time to pitch his latest screenplay. Then Write Club's Lindsay Muscato stops by to play the Spy Game. Warning: Spoilers.  

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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