Chad the Bird

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Scummy Bears

So ok, turns out Chad hates Gummi Bears. This is not to say there's anything inherently wrong with Gummi Bears, they're a popular treat! So when it was announced that Haribo, makers of Gummi Bears for almost 100 years, opening a factory in America for the first time...Chad couldn't have been more pissed off. Just ignore him.

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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