Kendall Jenner tried to save the world with a Pepsi: Wake up America, the Matrix has you. Next time you're thirsty, choose Reality, it's the choice of a new generation.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
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NOT an April Fools Joke: Last month was Colon Cancer Awareness Month and nobody noticed. Chad is not havin' yer sass so lace up your boots, stand straight, listen up and get to know yer Southern Hemisphere, will ya?! Go here and learn how important your butt is: www.ccalliance.org Protect yo butt yo!
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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So ok, turns out Chad hates Gummi Bears. This is not to say there's anything inherently wrong with Gummi Bears, they're a popular treat! So when it was announced that Haribo, makers of Gummi Bears for almost 100 years, opening a factory in America for the first time...Chad couldn't have been more pissed off. Just ignore him.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Netflix announced they will complete Orson Welles' final film so Chad figures nows a good time to pitch his latest screenplay. Then Write Club's Lindsay Muscato stops by to play the Spy Game. Warning: Spoilers.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Scientists found that Neanderthals knew about self-medication and Chad got a second-hand drunk taking the train. Must be St. Patrick's Week in Chicago.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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A POV game based on "Walden" is the only way Chad would read Thoreau so we talked about it at Cafe' Bacci with noted Chicago Theatre intellectuals Shade Murray and Spenser Davis and really got after it. Chad didn't do the show that weekend either and Shade and Spenser DID so it like, double worked out. So here's Spenser and Shade reviewing Walden the Game which is an actual game.
Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge and Cafe Bacci.
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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TRAPPIST-1: The neighbor we never knew moved in next door. Life, News and the Facebook Feed are too much to handle these days so let's let's talk about stars, planets and hats! With no apologies to Monty Python. Featuring the cosmic Bill Larkin.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
"The Galaxy Song" by Eric Idle and John Du Prez performed by Chad and Bill Larkin
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Info Dump! NASA announced the winner of the International Space Poop Challenge and we got after it on the 50th episode of the Chad Cast. Yup: We're talkin' about poop in space. Happy Birthday, everyone.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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We begin with a eulogy in light of the passing of the oldest aquarium fish in the world, Granddad the Lungfish and then co-Artistic Director of Babes with Blades Theatre Co., Elyse Dawson, stops by to unravel the movie ARRIVAL, cuz Chad's having like, an existential crisis after seeing it. Action packed.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Chad deals with Lady Gaga's Superbowl performance as we learn the history of "Night of the Living Dead" for George Romero's Birthday. Settle in.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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In the time of "alternative facts" it's more important than ever to know your Science. Chimeras and Hard Hydrogen are coming, America, read a book! Or just listen and stay up on it.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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It's super important these days to remember that Opinions and Facts are two different things. Especially if you get moneys to write 'em.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Life is not a game. Monopoly? THAT'S a game. And it was just announced that if you visit votemonopoly.com before January 30th 2017, you can vote for 8 BRAND NEW pieces for the game. For all time. For the children. And for history. But how did it all happen? Join Chad on the journey...
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It's the first official episode of 2017 and we gotta talk. We're gonna talk about Matt Lauer. We're gonna talk about Male Chokers. But we're NOT gonna talk about Westworld.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Wake up, Neo, you're in the Matrix again! Take that red pill, unplug your alarm, throw out your watch and tell that little bitchy clock on your microwave to go to hell cuz we're not gonna take it anymore! It's the last podcast of 2016: New Year's Eve and it's time we talked about Time.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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It's almost noon and the annual Green Mill Lounge employee holiday party is still going as the leftovers wander over to eat pierogis and talk Star Wars before heading to the next bar. It's loud, it's profane and totally insane....like coming home. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! NSFW or ANYONE.
Featuring: Mike, your Bartender; Gladys aka Lauren the Furniture Collector; Patrick aka Noodles the Philosopher; Brian Heath the Good Neighbor; Troy the Guy We Met on the Way and as always, Clark Bender.
Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Doctors in California successfully separated a pair of conjoined twins. Humans, you get it right sometimes. WARNING: EXTREME FACTS!
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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UGH!! EVERYTHING SUCKS!
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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Remember that "Cubs Win" piece Chad didn't put up cuz the Election bummed him out and stuff? Well here it is. Turn back time to the good dope days and dig the victory and history.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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In the wake of the raging speed yacht dipped in bullshit of a 2016 Election, some stuff got looked over. Like how seven states legalized recreational marijuana. Don't worry, Chad's on it.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
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