Sext and the City
Congressman Anthony Weiner's private tweets about his privates are still not set on Private. Keep it cloaked, brah!
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Know Warnings w/Dr. Erika Price
Dr. Erika Price (who was totally on the news) comes by and we talk trigger warnings, The University of Chicago and peanut allergies. PLUS she reads some mean tweets cuz that's how we do. If you got somethin to add, please let her know at: erikadprice.tumblr.com but be cool or she will come for you....with baked goods.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
BONUS EPISODE: Live from LitCrawl 2016
TOTAL BONUS EPISODE! Here's the recording LIVE from LitCrawl 2016 at Hopleaf in Chicago's Andersonville where I was asked to talk about someone I admire. I got to play with the Chicago Live Literatti Elite so I guess I'm smart too, take THAT High School GPA! PS it was late and we were a little buzzed so chill back on this one.
LIVE from Hopleaf Bar
Chadius Altius Fortius - Part 3: HISTORY'S VICTORIES
It's HERE! The conclusion of Chad's Olympic-sized massive, epic, badass, three-part series..on the Olympics: Part 3 - History's Victories
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Chadius Altius Fortius - Part 2: MADE OF MEDAL
Chad takes on the Olympics in a massive, epic, badass, three-part series. This is Part 2 - Made of Medal
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Chadius Altius Fortius - Part 1: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Chad takes on the Olympics in a massive, epic, badass, three-part series. This is Part 1 - Let the Games Begin!
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
LottaPaloozing
Due to increased political discourse, Chad the Bird resorted to self-assigning coverage of Lollapalooza in the Grant Park area of Chicago, where he fell victim to a chemically induced altered-state after “totally just, I don’t know, breathing” in close proximity to the music festival. What follows is...what happened.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
RIP VHS
The last company to make new VCRs, Funai Co., is shutting down production for good. So say goodbye to a legacy and an era and hello to the ones in the pawnshops, in the basement that you never learned to program, hell you can still get one at BEST BUY.... Whatever it's a fun episode, just have fun, jeez, let it go.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Ecto-1-der Women
After a brief affirmation, Chad gets nostalgic looking under his couch for knick-knacks which leads him to his live, spoiler-free, ain't afraid'a'no bros Chadpinion of the new "Ghostbusters".
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Slip Slide'n Summer Break (feat. Eric Van Tassell)
It's hot so let's get weird, let loose, maxin' relaxin' and waxin' nostalgic cuz Summer. Featuring Eric Van Tassell aka Lego Eric.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Fourthward Into Ameriday
Chad offers his research in an attempt at a little light in this, a dark America. Goes good with beer.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Ep 18: Copyrock and Roll - EXTREME BONUS CONTENT VIDEO
Websclusive bonus vid recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 06/25/16
Copyrock 'N Roll
Do you know your Led Zeppelin/Spirit "Stairway to Heaven"/"Taurus" lawsuit facts? You need to know the facts. Know the facts*.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
*may contain facts
Tariffic
It may always be sunny in Philadelphia but that sun is now 1.5 cents more expensive, so twist open your Diet Mountain Dew as Chad checks your first world problems.
LIVE from the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago
featuring "Promises" by The Barreracudas
A Serious Chad
A mass shooting in Orlando, Chad calls it, no show, no goddamn anything and just reads an old poem cuz fuck it. Close your eyes and escape. Next week will be super fun.
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Graduation Day with Bethany Thomas
In his FIRST DOUBLE EXTENDED EPISODE, Chad pulls mad OT when he delivers a 2016 Commencement Address while interviewing Chicago singer/songwriter/actor/performer/allaroundfantastic: Bethany Thomas in the Crystalline Cave of Music. HOLD ON, BANANA FANS!
- LIVE from the Paper Machete and The Crystalline Cave of Music
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Gawkamania
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape and then sued Gawker for releasing it...and that's just the beginning, brother.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Back to the Gooture
Google Cars get sticky for safety and the internet got cranky. There's just pleasin' anyone these days...
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Urn After Reading
Cremation is the number way to get rid of your leftovers so here's how it's done and how it's done right and how one funeral home in Colorado did it so wrong for so long. Let's cook.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
A Vape-raisal of the Situation
So Vaping's a thing, right? And if you're not down with the strawberry-scented-nicotine-juice-cloud, you might be in the right and NOT actually a hater. Get ready to chuck some knowledge, bro!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas