Beyonsay-Whaaat
When the music world gives you lemons, you make hot sauce.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
The Purpleulogy
Chad's Eulogy for Prince.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
HB2many Parts
2016 - The Future: North Carolina's Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act (HB2 if you're nasty) is in full effect. A brave porn site joins the fight to give everyone and anyone the right to pee. WITNESS!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Merle-ee We Roll Along
Chad downs a fifth of Crown Royal and sings praises of Merle haggard who wandered off into the sky that week. Hangover was worth it.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
April No-Foolin'
It's that time of the year again. Like The Purge for Assholes. Trust no one. Even Chad.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
TAYn't Misbehavin'
Microsoft created an artificially intelligent Tweeter for Twitter named TAY AI, in an effort to make automated customer service seem more human. And it's super racist. The future is now.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Drumpfy Grabby-Hands
Donny Drumpf's campaign manager and secret Terminator, Corey Lewandowski took "right-hand-man" a little too far when he shoved a reporter from Breitbart. Kids these days...
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Monkey-Selfie Time: The Moment
Be there the day a monkey took a selfie, lost a court case, and changed the world forever, amen. This is the moment.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
KKKandyland
DATELINE: Milton, GA - Some bro called the KKK to come hang at his crib cuz Zoning Laws. Like ya do.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Scalia-osis
Jiggery Pokery! Chad deals with the paranoia about Antonin Scalia's sudden death and chills our collective nuts about it.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas