Chad the Bird

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Due to increased political discourse, Chad the Bird resorted to self-assigning coverage of Lollapalooza in the Grant Park area of Chicago, where he fell victim to a chemically induced altered-state after “totally just, I don’t know, breathing” in close proximity to the music festival. What follows is...what happened. 

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