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Game On

Life is not a game. Monopoly? THAT'S a game. And it was just announced that if you visit votemonopoly.com before January 30th 2017, you can vote for 8 BRAND NEW pieces for the game. For all time. For the children. And for history. But how did it all happen? Join Chad on the journey...

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Time Ballz

Wake up, Neo, you're in the Matrix again! Take that red pill, unplug your alarm, throw out your watch and tell that little bitchy clock on your microwave to go to hell cuz we're not gonna take it anymore! It's the last podcast of 2016: New Year's Eve and it's time we talked about Time. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes just look for Chad the Podcast.

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The Star Wars Holiday Party Leftovers

It's almost noon and the annual Green Mill Lounge employee holiday party is still going as the leftovers wander over to eat pierogis and talk Star Wars before heading to the next bar. It's loud, it's profane and totally insane....like coming home. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! NSFW or ANYONE.

Featuring: Mike, your Bartender; Gladys aka Lauren the Furniture Collector; Patrick aka Noodles the Philosopher; Brian Heath the Good Neighbor; Troy the Guy We Met on the Way and as always, Clark Bender. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes just look for Chad the Podcast.

Rate and review cuz you're great. 

Bob'n For Prizes

The winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature has been announced so that means it's time for a FOLLOW-UP!  Don't stand in the doorway, lay, lady, lay cuz everybody must get stoned! 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Nobel of the Ball

Chad tries to give the rundown on the winners of the 2016 Nobel Prize but Herb is still crashing on the couch and since Chad is a good samaritan (and also cuz he doesn't trust Herb alone in the apartment), Herb tags along to the Machete and well... Herbs it. 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Chad Trek

Chadptains Log - Stardate: September 8th 1966 - 50 years ago Star Trek set out on its voyage and has since gone boldly where no one has gone before. Set phasers to "Memories" and engage, nyerds.  

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas