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Science: Pig People and Heavy Fuel

Science: Pig People and Heavy Fuel
Chad the Bird 01.28.17

In the time of "alternative facts" it's more important than ever to know your Science. Chimeras and Hard Hydrogen are coming, America, read a book! Or just listen and stay up on it. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Game On

Game On
Chad the Bird 01.14.17

Life is not a game. Monopoly? THAT'S a game. And it was just announced that if you visit votemonopoly.com before January 30th 2017, you can vote for 8 BRAND NEW pieces for the game. For all time. For the children. And for history. But how did it all happen? Join Chad on the journey...

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Time Ballz

Time Ballz
Chad the Bird 12.31.16

Wake up, Neo, you're in the Matrix again! Take that red pill, unplug your alarm, throw out your watch and tell that little bitchy clock on your microwave to go to hell cuz we're not gonna take it anymore! It's the last podcast of 2016: New Year's Eve and it's time we talked about Time. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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The Star Wars Holiday Party Leftovers

The Star Wars Holiday Party Leftovers
Chad the Bird 12.17.16

It's almost noon and the annual Green Mill Lounge employee holiday party is still going as the leftovers wander over to eat pierogis and talk Star Wars before heading to the next bar. It's loud, it's profane and totally insane....like coming home. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! NSFW or ANYONE.

Featuring: Mike, your Bartender; Gladys aka Lauren the Furniture Collector; Patrick aka Noodles the Philosopher; Brian Heath the Good Neighbor; Troy the Guy We Met on the Way and as always, Clark Bender. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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That Time the Cubs Won the World Series

That Time The Cubs Won the World Series
Chad the Bird 11.26.16

Remember that "Cubs Win" piece Chad didn't put up cuz the Election bummed him out and stuff? Well here it is. Turn back time to the good dope days and dig the victory and history.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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WEEDid It!

WEEDid It!
Chad the Bird 11.19.16

In the wake of the raging speed yacht dipped in bullshit of a 2016 Election, some stuff got looked over. Like how seven states legalized recreational marijuana. Don't worry, Chad's on it. 

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Hugs and Poems: Drinking and Dealing

Hugs and Poems: Drinking and Dealing
Chad the Bird 11.09.16

Presented without permission but with all the love I have to Shel Silverstein. Please drink and smoke while listening. 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Bob'n For Prizes

Bob'n For Prizes
Chad the Bird 10.15.16

The winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature has been announced so that means it's time for a FOLLOW-UP!  Don't stand in the doorway, lay, lady, lay cuz everybody must get stoned! 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Nobel of the Ball

Nobel of the Ball
Chad the Bird 10.08.16

Chad tries to give the rundown on the winners of the 2016 Nobel Prize but Herb is still crashing on the couch and since Chad is a good samaritan (and also cuz he doesn't trust Herb alone in the apartment), Herb tags along to the Machete and well... Herbs it. 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

The Big Deli-mma

The Big Deli-mma
Chad the Bird 10.1.16

The Carnegie Deli is closing after 80 years?! What the knish?! Chad throws all the Yiddish he knows at the problem until everything's kosher. Best listened to on rye bread. 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

 

A Chad Classic: Happy Birthday to Everyone!

A Chad Classic: Happy Birthday to Everyone
Chad the Bird 09.24.16

It's finally Fall! Which means it's time for allergies and colds and Chad is home sick. So sit back, pull up a blanket, make some tea, pop some Sudafed and crack open a Chad Classic from Chad's Past: September 26th 2015 - Happy Birthday to Everyone. 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

 

Chad Trek

Chad Trek
Chad the Bird 09.10.16

Chadptains Log - Stardate: September 8th 1966 - 50 years ago Star Trek set out on its voyage and has since gone boldly where no one has gone before. Set phasers to "Memories" and engage, nyerds.  

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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas