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Rhyme Time for the Rich

Rhyme Time for the Rich
Chad the Bird 02.22.20

It was revealed that Mark Zuckerberg has communication employees that dry his armpits before press conferences so Chad wrote a poem to help the rich remember that they have too much money.

Special Bonus Poem Recorded LIVE at the incredible TomCat Trumpet Experience: Every last Wednesday of the Month at AliveOne! in Chicago.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The drink to cure your climate woes.

And by Hero Power: You don’t have to be rich enough for dry pits to afford to change the world!

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: Our greatest treasure.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete: Chicago’s Live Magazine

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