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Fortnites of the Round Table w/Brian Heath and Whitney Chitwood

DISCLAIMER: This is recorded on Zoom because of the Lockdown so listen responsibly and WEAR YOUR DAMN MASK so we can get Chad back in a studio before he’s 100 years old!!

In this lockdown life, you gotta keep yourself busy or you’ll go crazier than a black and white Robert Pattinson on a seagull. Chad reveals how he’s been spending time keeping the lighthouse lit: He’s been playing FORTNITE! He brings along two of the many warriors he squads with: Brian Heath and Whitney Chitwood to talk all things Fortnite and don’t worry if you don’t play: They’ll talk ya through it.

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s.

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, BLACK LIVES MATTER and WEAR A MASK!