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Fire at the old Bull Semen Storage Facility! Firefighters had to dodge flaming shrapnel of calf batter at 3am on September 16th 2019 in Yarram, Victoria on the island of Australia. This episode is dedicated to their bravery.

Brought to you by the best damn sex-juice in the business: Jeppson’s Malört

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas to get you in the mood.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then in the chaste sanctuary we call BENDER Studios.

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