Chad the Bird

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Breaking Bee

The 92nd Annual Scripps National Spelling Bee was savaged by 8 nonpareils and Chad is still dazzled and when this is over you too will be flabbergasted. Just don’t ask him to spell any of that.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The shot if Champions ...of legal drinking age.

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas which we still can’t spell right on the spot.

Recorded LIVE at the Paper Macheteat Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Loungeand then in the cloaked ship in orbit we call BENDER studios.

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