Chad the Bird

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Alien High

Chad was super impressed by the Bergen High School production of ALIEN: THE PLAY and those kids? Well they're they're alright.

But his stupid friend Greg didn't think so and posted some bullshit on his Facebook page so Chad drags him through the power of an epic poem.

PS Check these kids out!!

Right? Friggin heroes.

Shoutout to North Bergen High School! Come to Chicago, we have pizza.

Featuring the song "Promises" by our own badass crew they you know as The Barrerracudas

Recorded LIVE at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge for the Paper Machete courtesy of Jacob Serio AND then deep in the rabbit-filled bunker that the Tethered call BENDER Studios.

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