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The Composter: A Chadsclusive Pitch

You like movies, right? 'Course you do! Who doesn't like a good movie? Nobody, that's who! Well Chad's got a movie for you and it's got everything: Intrigue! Scandals! Violins! Malls! Best of all it's TRUE! That's what we're needin' these days: TRUE! So listen up cuz here's the pitch.

Also he's at it alone this week cuz Clark's sick and staying home for the good of humanity.

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which is ALMOST as good as this movie pitch.

Recorded LIVE at the Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge and then by remote far away from Clark's sick bugs.

Please rate and review and stay home if you're not feeling well.