Chad the Bird

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Brew some java and stretch out your finger snappin muscles cuz Chad wrote a poem about the Mystical, Magical, Genius-Badass, Guru of Neatness herself: Marie Kondo. Perfect background noise for cleaning your damn room.

Featuring "Promises" by the Barrerracudas, who always keep it tight.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge courtesy of Jacob Serio and then from the shiny and clean BENDER Studios located somewhere classy.

Please rate and review and clean your room.