Chad the Bird

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Mummy Deadest

The largest sarcophagus ever unearthed in Alexandria has been... unearthed. And what with the current state of the state of things currently... Is now REALLY the best time to open it? Chad and Clark go deep.

Featuring "Promises" by the Barrerracudas

Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Lounge in Chicago

Please rate, review and don't drink any bone juice.

Special shout-out to WildClaw Theatre's DEATHSCRIBE:

You have until JULY 31st to give them your nightmares.