Chad the Bird

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Chris Shifty

So Chris Christie's gubernatorial portrait will cost taxpayers $85,000 which is more than his three predecessors combined and we learn that respect is something you can make others buy for you! THANKS C-CHRIS! 

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which is now stuck in your head. 

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago 

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