Chad the Bird

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Space Friends

TRAPPIST-1: The neighbor we never knew moved in next door. Life, News and the Facebook Feed are too much to handle these days so let's let's talk about stars, planets and hats! With no apologies to Monty Python. Featuring the cosmic Bill Larkin. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

"The Galaxy Song" by Eric Idle and John Du Prez performed by Chad and Bill Larkin

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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Fog Squids and Lungfish

We begin with a eulogy in light of the passing of the oldest aquarium fish in the world, Granddad the Lungfish and then co-Artistic Director of Babes with Blades Theatre Co., Elyse Dawson, stops by to unravel the movie ARRIVAL, cuz Chad's having like, an existential crisis after seeing it.  Action packed. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes

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Game On

Life is not a game. Monopoly? THAT'S a game. And it was just announced that if you visit votemonopoly.com before January 30th 2017, you can vote for 8 BRAND NEW pieces for the game. For all time. For the children. And for history. But how did it all happen? Join Chad on the journey...

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes

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Time Ballz

Wake up, Neo, you're in the Matrix again! Take that red pill, unplug your alarm, throw out your watch and tell that little bitchy clock on your microwave to go to hell cuz we're not gonna take it anymore! It's the last podcast of 2016: New Year's Eve and it's time we talked about Time. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes just look for Chad the Podcast.

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The Star Wars Holiday Party Leftovers

It's almost noon and the annual Green Mill Lounge employee holiday party is still going as the leftovers wander over to eat pierogis and talk Star Wars before heading to the next bar. It's loud, it's profane and totally insane....like coming home. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! NSFW or ANYONE.

Featuring: Mike, your Bartender; Gladys aka Lauren the Furniture Collector; Patrick aka Noodles the Philosopher; Brian Heath the Good Neighbor; Troy the Guy We Met on the Way and as always, Clark Bender. 

Chad Rant recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Also totally available on iTunes just look for Chad the Podcast.

Rate and review cuz you're great. 

Bob'n For Prizes

The winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature has been announced so that means it's time for a FOLLOW-UP!  Don't stand in the doorway, lay, lady, lay cuz everybody must get stoned! 

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas