In his FIRST DOUBLE EXTENDED EPISODE, Chad pulls mad OT when he delivers a 2016 Commencement Address while interviewing Chicago singer/songwriter/actor/performer/allaroundfantastic: Bethany Thomas in the Crystalline Cave of Music. HOLD ON, BANANA FANS!
- LIVE from the Paper Machete and The Crystalline Cave of Music
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape and then sued Gawker for releasing it...and that's just the beginning, brother.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Google Cars get sticky for safety and the internet got cranky. There's just pleasin' anyone these days...
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Cremation is the number way to get rid of your leftovers so here's how it's done and how it's done right and how one funeral home in Colorado did it so wrong for so long. Let's cook.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
So Vaping's a thing, right? And if you're not down with the strawberry-scented-nicotine-juice-cloud, you might be in the right and NOT actually a hater. Get ready to chuck some knowledge, bro!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
When the music world gives you lemons, you make hot sauce.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Chad's Eulogy for Prince.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
2016 - The Future: North Carolina's Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act (HB2 if you're nasty) is in full effect. A brave porn site joins the fight to give everyone and anyone the right to pee. WITNESS!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Chad downs a fifth of Crown Royal and sings praises of Merle haggard who wandered off into the sky that week. Hangover was worth it.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
It's that time of the year again. Like The Purge for Assholes. Trust no one. Even Chad.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Microsoft created an artificially intelligent Tweeter for Twitter named TAY AI, in an effort to make automated customer service seem more human. And it's super racist. The future is now.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Donny Drumpf's campaign manager and secret Terminator, Corey Lewandowski took "right-hand-man" a little too far when he shoved a reporter from Breitbart. Kids these days...
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Be there the day a monkey took a selfie, lost a court case, and changed the world forever, amen. This is the moment.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
DATELINE: Milton, GA - Some bro called the KKK to come hang at his crib cuz Zoning Laws. Like ya do.
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Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Jiggery Pokery! Chad deals with the paranoia about Antonin Scalia's sudden death and chills our collective nuts about it.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas