Chad was granted the unprecedented honor of receiving an invitation to the wedding of the year, as Meghan Markle became Duchess of Sussex upon her marriage to Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex so listen to the tale of jet lag, Stonehenge and why you don't wear a tux on a plane. Strap this on your head.
Featuring the Royal song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas
Recorded in the DugOut.
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With the triangulation of Cinco de Mayo, Free Comic Book Day and the Kentucky Derby occurring at 10am on May 5th 2018, Chad the Bird was caught in a "cross-fire of drunken behavior" authorities say originated somewhere in the north suburbs and had infiltrated the city through the Red and Purple lines. The following incident was recorded live.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago
Featuring "Promises" by the Barrerracudas... who disavow all knowledge of these events.
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Sunday, April 29th 2018: Gilead Church Chicago asked Chad to come to their "Surprise Party"-themed Storytelling services and throw down some Joy which he was down to do... cuz there was beer, no shame, but rated G cuz Church so listen with your kids, it's totally fine.
Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which is a daily affirmation, get right with it.
Recorded LIVE at Gilead Chicago (7006 N Glenwood)
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Deep down in the dark web, there are internet dwellers called Incels that believe they are owed sex simply cuz they are alive but they are being denied this sex because Alpha males are taking all the sex. They call these A-Males: Chads. So there's.... that.
Apology recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at the historic Green Mill Lounge
Featuring the greatest song ever written "Promises" by the Barrerracudas
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So Chris Christie's gubernatorial portrait will cost taxpayers $85,000 which is more than his three predecessors combined and we learn that respect is something you can make others buy for you! THANKS C-CHRIS!
Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which is now stuck in your head.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Donkey FRAUD: The King of Kong has been dethroned! Gather round ye fellow peoples as Chad decries the rise and fall of Billy Mitchell! And also some other rambly bits about games and stuff. Get cozy.
Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete AT the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge (Every Saturday 3pm).
Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas
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Easter and Passover are happening in the same weekend here in Year 2018 but that's not the weird part... What really Fox's Chad's Mulder is "Why doesn't anyone know when they are going to be except Walgreens?!" Stay frosty, we'll figure this out. And then there's candy.
Kickass song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago, IL
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On a very special Chad the Podcast: Chad goes back into the vault to find a story from March 22nd 2014 about a man, his couch and a surprise orgy that changed their lives. Classic.
Theme song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas is now stuck in your head.
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On March 14th 2018, the great Stephen Hawking passed away into whatever math the universe has for us. Take a minute with Chad as he remembers the unstoppable mind that once lived here on Earth with us...
...and then watch this cuz it's hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcC6FYyL4U
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge
"Promises" by the Barrerracudas is the song of the revolution.
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We were late ok? We missed a week but it was because things were sad and like we were not having it. So here's a beat poem about Amazon Echoes.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago IL
"Promises" by the Barrerracudas (used with all permissions and handshakes and ragin' parties)
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Dearly beloved, we gather this episode together in community and in peace as Chad goes East (or West, depending on the flight) all the way to Taiwan to learn about the quaint rural custom of Funeral Strippers. Settle in.
Featuring "Promises" by the Barrerracudas, the song of the revolution.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago
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On February 14th 2018, 17 teenagers were murdered by a gunman in Parkland, FL. So the news ain't so great. Wasn't much of anything else to Chad about so it's back to the ol Criterion Collection. Chad pulls a story from 2013 about scientific discoveries involving Cannibalism in Jamestown (you know, to help cope) and ends up getting hungry. That's where we're at.
If you'd like to get involved, here are some Chad-approved websites and resources:
http://ceasefireusa.org/affiliates/
http://everytown.wecanendgunviolence.org/
http://www.bradycampaign.org/
https://www.csgv.org/
https://momsdemandaction.org/
https://everytown.org/
https://giffords.org/
http://www.vpc.org/
And don't forget to VOTE in the midterms. Be the change you want to see.
Special thanks to the Barrerracudas for their kickass song "Promises" which keeps us feeling ok.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in 2013
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It's that time of the year! Frosty winds, hot dishes and friends gathering for that most sacred of potlucks: The SuperBowl. But if you're really watching it for the commercials than maybe there's a problem. Chad is back and outta the Bunker to talk about the history of the SuperBowl's Half-Time show as we pause to ponder if it's really just all about the nachos.
Featuring "Promises" by the Barreracudas, that ol chestnut.
Recorded live at the Green Mill Lounge
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Well their assignment is up and Clark and Chad have one more night in the Bunker for the Resistance. To celebrate they unearth a classic from 2013 about the Water Sommelier of LA and Chad invents a new party word that's totally gonna catch on.
Includes the song "Promises" by the Barreracudas cuz that's the ol chestnut.
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Criterion Classic Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 2013
It's one more week before Chad and Clark are released from duty for the Resistance and it's a good thing too because it's starting to get boring over there. Luckily they dust off an old chestnut from 4/20 2013 called "Candy News" and neither of them have any idea what it's about. Could be about candy, could be about pot but it's probably about when they caught the Boston Marathon Bomber, so hold on cuz anything is better than nothing.
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Thanks to the Barreracudas and they know why.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago
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Cabin fever is setting in as Chad and Clark stick out the rest of their assignment in the Resistance sequestered in the Bunker, going through old Chad stories from 2013. Chad pulls a vintage classic about John Hamm and his phallic photographic scandal. Come snuggle with them as they discuss Time, Vans and melting stuff. You know, typical bro stuff.
Chad will be back at the Machete on February 10th, bringing YOU up-to-date stories of your world but in the meantime, it's been a slog not workin the room and they're super broke, so if you have a business or like money to burn and would like to sponsor the Chad Cast, please email: thebirdchad@gmail.com and keep these boys in burritos.
Special thank to The Barreracudas for their kickass song "Promises" which will never leave us.
Recorded at The Green Mill Lounge... in 2013
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Three weeks into 2018 and it's getting heavy. Chad and Clark are hunkered in the bunker doin secret work for the Resistance and while taking a snow break, they discover an old treasure trove of vintage Criterion Chad-Classic recordings from 2013. Clark chooses to spin one about author Rachel Shteir and her controversial comments about the state of affairs in Chicago. Simpler times, man, simpler times.
Warning: Contains FACTS and mispronunciations.
Featuring that tasty jam "Promises" by the Barreracudas.
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge
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Chad got a shore leave from the Resistance to wander out of the bunker and check in on things. After learning of Attorney General Jeff Sessions rescinding the Obama-era memo that the Feds were gonna chill on weed crimes so the states can start making it legal, he and Clark call a little 420 filibuster, so put this episode in your pipe and smoke it because when they go low... Anyway what were we talking about?
Featuring that bitchin tune "PROMISES" by the Barreracudas
Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago
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Happy New Year, America! Chad and Clark hunker down to do some super secret work for the Resistance and in the process find an old album of Vintage Criterion Chad Classics from 2013 so they spin the wheel and choose one to chill too as they get to work on 2018. HUNKER DOWN, PUNKS!
Featuring that bitchin tune "PROMISES" by the Barreracudas
Vintage Classic Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago
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The Last Jedi is in theaters and it kicks ass (no spoilers) but it's a Butt-Hurt Fansmas Eve on the Internet, as many claim this was in fact the worst thing Star Wars has ever done... to which Chad says "Hold my blue milk" because that already happened and it was called "The Star Wars Holiday Special". Chad invites (kidnaps) ChadCast alum Jennifer Betancourt and Clark to watch the special so you don't have to and then with the help of the Wikipedia page, they scrape the ass-end of the Outer Rim so we can all gain perspective. Happy Life Day.
Warning: Contains facts.
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by the Barreracudas
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